i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
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At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
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Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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