in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
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I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
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also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
please don't ironically join a cult
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