i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
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He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
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I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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