Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
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i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
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Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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