I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
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I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
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Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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