Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
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So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
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He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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