i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
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apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
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in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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