Plan B is the new Plan A
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
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I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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