Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
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She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
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I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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