shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
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He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
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OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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