Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
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It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
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Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
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