what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
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