as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
too bad you live with your parents still
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
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And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
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Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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