her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
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I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
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I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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