I want to walk on stilts...naked
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
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The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
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My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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