Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
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So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
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Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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