i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
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based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
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That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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