After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
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YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
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I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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