I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
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After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
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He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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