why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
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You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
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my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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