I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
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I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
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DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Shame is for Republicans.
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