The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
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Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
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Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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