Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
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Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
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Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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