Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
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thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
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230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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