idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
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are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
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He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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