I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
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I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
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I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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