@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
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Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
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Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
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