woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
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no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
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I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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