All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
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Is it penis luge time yet?
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
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Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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