And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
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So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
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Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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