If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
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