Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
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Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
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literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
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