Well apparently he's into motor boating.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
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seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
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They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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