fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
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SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
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it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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