So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
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you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
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I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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