All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
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He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
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her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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