I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
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She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
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He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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