I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
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Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
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I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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