lets start a swedish sibling band together
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
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Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
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After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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