I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
two words...techno handjob
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
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Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
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Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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