I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
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Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
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I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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