I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
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I got her a Nickelback box set.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
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After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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