so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
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At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
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In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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