the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
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I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
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You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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