I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
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I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
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Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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