Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
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Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
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You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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