508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
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States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
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Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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