think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
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we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
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I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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