She announced her abortion via fbk
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
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So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
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Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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