Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
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hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
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Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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